I'm not a nasty person by any means. I'm a good little Christian girl who just so happens to create art that shows bare female skin (for me, the model is not a person, but an object that creates shapes and shadows). I'm also married. However, some people just don't get the hint.
So I've decided to make a burn book here on DeviantArt.
No, I'm not here to hurl abuse at people, I'm simply going to show everyone who reads my journals what certain people think is acceptable to say to me. There are MANY things I could say to those people, but that just makes me as bad as they are. So, if you want to become famous, continue saying those things to me. I'll advertise you, and then you can maybe find someone who actually falls for your disgusting behaviour. Me? I can't accept those things, so I'm very sorry...
First up is my favourite art thief
I decided to chat to him to try and get him to stop stealing other people's artwork. But what do I know? Apparently, if it is on the internet, it belongs to everyone, and they can all use it to their heart's content. But he eventually took them down (would have been nice if he apologized, but hey- apparently deleting all comments means that it never happened).
Then it happened. 'You wearing black panties right?
I sure black' he asks. I tell him that that's my own business. Nope, apparently I must tell him because, since I show flesh in my art, apparently I'm a little bit of a slut (because artistic nude is SO on pare with pornographic shots...)
He asked for my facebook address, to which I refused to tell him. He tried coercing me ('you need get one..or we will talk here?'). I even told him that I was married ('I used to have facebook, but because I have a busy life now, I can't chat with people most days like we're doing now. Seriously, never go to college straight after marriage, that's my advice ha ha').
I then tried to leave the conversation, claiming that I was tired. His response was 'come and sleep with me '. When I said 'I'm sure my husband would love that...', his response was for me not to tell him 'Shhhttt.. no need he know'. Eventually he let me go, signing off with 'okay. good night. i would wait for you tomorrow'.
Seriously, who opens with the line 'woow you so beautiful a girl'? You make it look like I'm stuck in some bad porn movie rofl! Also, the only one who can tell me how to act is my husband, so please don't tell me off when I reply with 'Yes I am'... (and when I say sorry, don't reply with 'that's better', like I'm some bloody dog or child)
So yes, I found this guy quite hilarious after a while (after the initial 'shit I've got a stalker, where's the bloody key?!'). I also find every one else who thinks this is appropriate hilarious. If you want to get laid that badly, don't go to someone who's a bit of a cold hearted bitch, you silly numpties... Also remember that everything you post, even in private message, is recorded and will be used against you if you violate the rules of the site (yeah, I may report a lot of 'illegal' artwork on the site when I'm having a bad day). I'm not going to hurl abuse at you in these journals, just give you some helpful tips on how to avoid the same mistake in the future